June 2012
May 2012
Sometimes I wish I could fast forward time just to...
Watchkyst808:
angelamon:
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CLIP.
YESSSSS
People that can dance, I admire you.
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Hawaii Person: WHO THE HELL PISSED PELE OFF AND MADE IT AS COLD AS ANTARTICA?
Watchearthenterran:
zombiepeas:
THEY JUST MADE A BANANA INTO A SPACE BAR
At first I didn’t understand
But now I do.
Watcha-sizzle:
ronniexpunani:
purpleoctopusonfire:
tpolisher:
I think we found out how cancer is made.
hunnidthousand:
gxldslvgs:
a mini value meal made entirely from powder.
the future is scaring me
Weirdest shit….
Oh my god.
HOLY…..
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
*crying hysterically*
